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lyrics

I first married a coquette brunette
The kind who'd flirt even with death
Once she went for a swim
That's when things went grim
She accidentally drowned
Case closed

My second wife, a well-bred redhead
Wasn't so flaming hot in bed
One day at the mountain
On top of the canyon
She slipped and she fell down
Case closed

Why is it so
My wives, my lovers
All meet a tragic end
As soon as they show
Their true colors
Things get outta hand

Then I went out with a Bond-type blonde
A spy who claimed to be a nun
Still I proposed to her
"God, no!" was her answer
Since then she can't be found
Case closed

Why is it so
My wives, my lovers
All meet a tragic end
As soon as they show
Their true colors
Things get outta hand

The moral of this morbid story
Is that when you happen to be
A male serial killer
Love's a sure disaster
Brunette, redhead or blonde
Case closed
Brunette, redhead or blonde
Case closed

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from In the Kitchen with the Rope, released April 30, 2016
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The English-singing French Canadian crooner

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